The difference between my children

     Okay so I went and played bunco last night.  Let Ryan have 3 friends over while I was gone.  As I was getting ready to leave they were setting up a table to play cards. 
     When I called later in the evening to see how they were doing he said fine.  I asked what they were doing and he answered playing ice pong. 
What!??? 
you know ice pong like beer pong but without the beer.
 OH!? 
Told the ladies I had to leave cuz I had to race home to make sure it was just ice!  When I got home they had cleaned up (Probably because I said I'd be right home).  Had the bean bag pillows upstairs in the family room and were ready for bed.  I checked downstairs to see if any damage was done... none..... but there were playing cards every once in a while on the floor. 
Came upstairs in the kitchen playing cards,
in the foyer playing cards,
in the family room playing cards.
 Asked Ryan what's with the cards on the floor?
Ryan: "what cards".
  I go to bed.
Get up next morning go downstairs ask the boys, because two of them spent the night,
 what's up with the playing cards on the floor? 
They answer "what cards?". 
Me:" The cards every so often on the floor all over the house".  
Ryan: "they aren't upstairs so they aren't all over the house" 
Me: "okay so your saying you know there are cards on the floor?" 
Ryan looks at me and smiles. 
Then I say clean up your mess
Ryan: "What mess??"
 The one your sitting in the middle of..... 
Ryan: "this isn't a mess" 
Okay what is it then.....

If this was Corey it would have gone like this. 
Phone call while at bunco.
 Me:"Corey what are you doing?"
 Corey:"watching a movie." 
(okay could stay at bunco longer)  
Get home find cards on the floor.
Me:" corey why are there playing cards on the floor?" 
Corey:"we had a war with them and threw them at each other."
Me: "okay please clean them up"
Corey:"okay"
next morning come downstairs see the mess
Me:"Corey clean up the mess you made with the pillows"
Corey:"okay"
friends;"okay"
    
So, you can see my delema.  With Ryan it's always not me I don't know what your talking about.  Like I'm seeing things.  Corey it's always a straight answer.  Then Ryan wonders why he's always getting in trouble.

Oh yeah we have a showing tomorrow so you have to clean up your mess......